(Source: mondler-addict)
Tracks
(Source: twentyyearshasgonesofast)
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
(Source: oestranhomundodek)
this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
I am now a fan of whatever sport this is
lookatallthishitinevergetdone:
Every fandom ever
This gets better the longer you watch
Barney is the fan who insists on complete silence and purity in the fandom. Feels should not get in the way.
Ted is the fan who is too emotionally invested in his ship and screams whenever they are on-screen.
Lily is the fan who cries about everything that happens— even when it’s not the least bit emotional.
And Marshall is the hate-watcher who is horrified with the whole fandom but can’t stop watching.
And in that moment, I swear we were all Ted.
school
(Source: unregistered-hypercam2)
me when someone tries to explain math
that comment is so accurate it hurts
(Source: mufffliato)
what if cars didnt have wheels but had mechanical feet so you just saw cars running around everywhere
It would give running someone over a whole new meaning
a hit and run
running a red light
(Source: tontita)
